Dear President Bush

De volgende tekst vond ik vandaag op een website. Wij Nederlanders zijn over het algemeen vrij goed in Engels, dus laat ik ‘m maar niet vertalen. Als alle verwijzingen, naar Leviticus enzo, allemaal kloppen, dan vind ik het een vrij verontrustend stuk. Graag je mening…

November 12,2004

President George W. Bush
White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C.

Dear President Bush:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage. As you said, “In the eyes of God, marriage is between a man a woman.” I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination.
End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s laws and how to follow them:

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know from Leviticus 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord–Leviticus 1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Leviticus 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination?

7. Leviticus 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Leviticus 19:27. How should they die?

9. My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton-polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them (Leviticus 24:10-16). Couldn’t we just burn
them to death at a private family affair, as we do with people who sleep with their in-laws (Leviticus 20:14)?

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

A Concerned Citizen

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0 reacties op Dear President Bush

  1. Bastiaan zeggen:

    Ik vind het een humoristisch stuk. Laat het je dus niet verontrusten want zo is het vast niet bedoeld. Het is wel erg gemakkelijk deze vergelijkingen op deze manier door te trekken, want zo kunnen we nog wel 199 punten uit de bijbel halen.

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